That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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