Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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