I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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