On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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