uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Say something about gay babies.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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