i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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