Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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