I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Gay?
German.
Pity.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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