Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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