After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Alive.
So much puke
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Couch. On fire.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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