What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
