wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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