Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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