I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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