Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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