if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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