Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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