so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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