Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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