We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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