i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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