been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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