so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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