): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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