batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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