omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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