I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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