I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
