her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
my liver is dry heaving
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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