I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My cat gives me a boner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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