Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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