with your own penis?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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