Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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