On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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