Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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