either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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