Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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