So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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