so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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