Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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