i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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