If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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