we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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