Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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