I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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