We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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