also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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