bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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