Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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