So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Randomize
