Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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