I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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