No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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