Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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